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  Question for Christians on this board!

  by Greenpalmtreestillmine in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  do you believe the bible is the word of god?

  i ask because i believe it's important for searching jws who come here to not only learn if there are christians here but also to hear from them personally what their thoughts on the bible are.

  i believe the bible is the word of god, do other chriatians here also believe that?.

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  Dirt Rocker

  I don't personally believe that the bible is the word of god, but my family (parents) do for sure..
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  All Secret Santa Paricipants sign in here please!

  by Gadget in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the details of who to send a gift to will be getting pm'd to you all either friday afternoon or saturday morning!

  according to the information i've found online the last posting day for standard parcels is dec 11th for usa and december 15th for the uk/europe, so you should all have plenty of time to select and send a gift, although sending sooner rather than later is prefered.

  can everyone taking part post on this thread what things they like, what their interests are etc so that the person who is buying a gift for you has some idea what to get you.

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  I finally bought my person's gift!!! YAY!!! Hopefully I will be able to send it out in the next week!!
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  All Secret Santa Paricipants sign in here please!

  by Gadget in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the details of who to send a gift to will be getting pm'd to you all either friday afternoon or saturday morning!

  according to the information i've found online the last posting day for standard parcels is dec 11th for usa and december 15th for the uk/europe, so you should all have plenty of time to select and send a gift, although sending sooner rather than later is prefered.

  can everyone taking part post on this thread what things they like, what their interests are etc so that the person who is buying a gift for you has some idea what to get you.

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  Dirt Rocker

  ummm....

  Can those of you that put "I am easy to please" please put something that they like, unless of course they want to get a dirty diaper or something...
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  Male or Female?

  by Dirt Rocker in

  1. social
  2. humour

  what sex are they?.

  shoe - male, because it is usually unpolished,.

  with its tongue hanging out..

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  What Sex Are They?

  SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

  ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

  COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

  TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

  HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.

  SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

  HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

  SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

  HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

  REMOTE CONTROL - female....Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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  What PMS really stands for...

  by Dirt Rocker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  pms

  really stands for:

  13. psychotic mood shift

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  7. Provide Me with Sweets

  That'll do it for me.. along with all of the men are stupid ones..
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  All Secret Santa Paricipants sign in here please!

  by Gadget in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the details of who to send a gift to will be getting pm'd to you all either friday afternoon or saturday morning!

  according to the information i've found online the last posting day for standard parcels is dec 11th for usa and december 15th for the uk/europe, so you should all have plenty of time to select and send a gift, although sending sooner rather than later is prefered.

  can everyone taking part post on this thread what things they like, what their interests are etc so that the person who is buying a gift for you has some idea what to get you.

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  Dirt Rocker

  ok, so I like smelly stuff like body spray and lotions and stuff like that. i also like nail polish in bright bold colors like... orange and red!

  i am pretty easy to please... :)
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  This is so true!!

  by Dirt Rocker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with "fine" .

  go ahead (with raised eyebrows!

  this means "i give up" or "do what you want because i don't care" you will get a "raised eyebrow go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "nothing" and "fine" and she will talk to you in about "five minutes" when she cools off.

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  Where do you get this stuff?

  Stefani: I don't know really.... It gets sent to me in my email.... But it's funny!!
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  This is so true!!

  by Dirt Rocker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "five minutes" and end with "fine" .

  go ahead (with raised eyebrows!

  this means "i give up" or "do what you want because i don't care" you will get a "raised eyebrow go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "nothing" and "fine" and she will talk to you in about "five minutes" when she cools off.

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  At first I thought "I don't do this"... But then I realized... I was terribly wrong!

  WORDS WOMEN USE AND WHAT THEY MEAN ****************** FINE

  This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

  FIVE MINUTES

  This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
  
  NOTHING

  This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
  
  GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )

  This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
  
  GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

  This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
  
  LOUD SIGH

  This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
  
  SOFT SIGH

  Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
  
  THAT'S OKAY

  This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that s he wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
  
  GO AHEAD!

  At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
  
  PLEASE DO

  This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
  
  THANKS

  A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say, "You're welcome."
  
  THANKS A LOT

  This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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  I'm not drunk!!!

  by Dirt Rocker in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i'm not drunk!

  i had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my .

  wife insisted i empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... .

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  Dirt Rocker

  HOW TO COOK A TURKEY
  
  

  Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
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  The Facts of..

  by Dirt Rocker in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  life

  1. at least 5 people in this world love you so much.

  that they would die for you.. .

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  Life

  1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much
  that they would die for you.
  
  
  
  2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
  
  
  
  
  is because they want to be just like you.
  
  
  
  4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
  even if they don't like you.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  6. You mean the world to someone.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  8. You are special and unique.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
  something good comes from it.
  
  
  
  
  take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
  
  
  
  12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,
  you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,
  you probably sooner or later will get it.
  
  
  
  
  Forget about the rude remarks.
  
  
  
  
  you will feel much better when they know.
  
  
  
  
  to let them know that they're great.